welcome to applebees would you like apples or bees?
“Bees?”
“HE PICKED THE BEES!!” *chefs angrily shake jars of bees*
IM SCREAMING
IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN
IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??
This is so sweet and pure. Lol.
I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.
@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?
more updates
I love when he says “I want the jersey of someone who’s literally the worst” and Tarasenko is like “This is my moment”
I love this so much!
a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i
1) didn’t flinch
2) caught the ball
3) threw it back at the guy
4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod
it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself
a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction
thanks, chad
Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need
cows are so wild like here I am walking through a field surrounded by 30, 1200 pound animals who are Fully Convinced I am capable of killing them with my bare hands so they are dutifully cautious of me
but then sometimes they suddenly think “hey wait…maybe WE could kill HER” and they start getting uppity so I have to pick up a stick and walk toward them as if I could do anything about it and they think
“oh hm wait….she has a branch now……… … We wouldn’t stand a chance……”
If you normally use a prod then thats probably why they run from a stick
our cows literally exist bc their owner likes them and likes having cows. they’re free range and grass fed and have never been so much as looked at rudely. we don’t even herd them. they just eat and sleep and roll around. they’re just prey animals who are designed to be skittish. that’s it.
The media usually doesn’t show happy Muslim Black family. Let’s break this rule!
This made me so happy
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